First you pick 10 characters from manga/anime/games/books/etc.

**DO NOT LOOK AHEAD AT THE QUESTIONS! IT WILL RUIN THE QUIZ!**

For example these are my choices (you guys choose your own):

1)Suigetsu
2)Lavi
3)Jiraiya
4)Tobi
5)Pein
6)Itachi
7)Deidara
8)Sasori
9)Kyo (Fruits Basket)
10)Yuu Kanda (D.Gray Man--I'll kill you if you don't know who this is. =_

Now, based on the list above, answer the following questions.

What would you do if:

1. Number 5 [Pein] was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper?
I'd enjoy the satisfaction of hearing him bitch about it. (I'm the one who took the toilet paper in the first place!)

2. You came home one day and found Number 3 [Jiraiya] and Number 7 [Deidara]in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
The first thing I'd do would be to kick Jiraiya's sorry ass OUT,and then look to see what the two of them had broken in their drunken stupor.Then,I'd force Kakuzu to pay for the damages while explaining that Jiraiya was the main cause of the damage.

3. Number 8 [Sasori] offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
I'd allow him to do it,seeming as I'm too lazy to do it myself,plus the fact that I'm not foolish enough to question someone who works with poison and the likes.

4. Number 2 [Lavi] showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?
You'd have to drag my ass out of there.Mind you,you'd lose a few fingers and toes in the process.ಠ_ಠ

5. You accidentally saw Number 10 [Kanda] wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?
I'd use the evidence for blackmail against him,and then offer them to Lavi,who'd probably pay a small fortune for the pictures. (But I'd photo-copy them first,so I have copies of my own.)

6. Number 3 [Jiraiya] insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?
I'd be reasonably suspicious and bring a war saw with me just in case.

7. Number 9 [Kyo] killed Number 4 [Tobi] right in front of you?
[I think this quiz is a little bit biased.It knows too much for my own good.] The betch would die.

Would you allow:

1. Number 6 [Itachi] to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?
I'd have no problem with that,really.

2. Number 1 [Suigetsu] to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?
Absolutely fucking not.I'm stupid,but not mentally ill! KTHNX.

3. Number 10 [Kanda] and Number 5 [Pein] to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?
Dear Jashin,they'd kill each other!...On that note,yes,I'd gladly leave them alone together.

4. Number 8 [Sasori] to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?
Sadly,most of my clothes would probably be to his liking anyway. (Skulls Galore,I'm telling you!)

5. Number 2 [Lavi] to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?
Somehow,I don't trust Lavi with a big hammer anywhere near my laptop,and I highly doubt many of you will disagree.

6. Number 4 [Tobi] to set you up on a date with Number 9 [Sasori]?
Just for good measure,I should skip this one. ಠ_ಠ

7. Number 1 [Suigetsu] and Number 3 [Jiraiya] to operate heavy machinery together?
Hmm,lemme think--NO.


Relationship Section:

1. Number 5 [Pein] asks Number 2 [Lavi] out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?
"I personally believe that you are officially out of your mind and should seek medical attention immediately.If the insanity of your actions doesn't kill you,Kanda probably will."

2. Number 7 [Deidara] asks you to a dance. Do you accept?
No,and I'll just as soon drag Sasori's ass over here rather than let him dance alone!

3. Number 8 [Sasori] and Number 9 [Kyo] are fighting over you. What happens now?
Again,I drag Sasori by the ear to where Deidara is,and then <s>olitely</s> demand that Kyo go find love with a female of his own species.

4. Number 1 [Suigetsu] tries to kiss you. What do you do?
Hey,guess what?That's what Sasuke's for!By all means,have you way with him.

5. Number 3 [Jiraiya]confesses his secret love for Number 5 [Pein] . What do you think of this?
Aww,how lovely!Hold on a sec as I choke back vomit.

6. Number 6 [Itachi] is cheating on Number 7 [Deidara] with Number 3 [Jiraiya], and you find out about it. What do you do?
Sasori will kill him,for one thing--and Jiraiya should just go die anyway. T_T

7. Number 4 [Tobi] proposes to you. Your reaction?
I swear to jashin,I didn't plan the quiz out to work like this,dammit!
....Depends on my mood. =/ (Tayumi:She means yes. -_-' )

Random Nonsense:

1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 [Suigetsu] doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?
It's called fanservice;He was doing it for Sasuke.

2. What if Number 2 [Lavi] tied Number 4 [Tobi] to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?
"Lavi,what the hell crawled up your vagina today?!" D=<

3. ...and then Number 8 [Sasori] and Number 5 [Pein] danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?


4. Number 10 [Kanda] has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?
I think I'd kill myself right then,just to save time and effort. =_=

5. Would You tell Number 9 [Kyo] to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?
No.

6. What was Number 6 [Itachi] in prison for?
Shark rape in the third degree.

7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 [Tobi] smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?
I'd probably be reading,and then again this would come as no surprise to me in the least after the whole incident with him and Zetsu last weekend...